Just so you know there is a new disease taking over women everywhere. I have just discovered it! I call it Sciborea (aerobics spelled backwards). After my workout I stretch out by the aerobics room and there is a big painted AEROBICS on the wall vertically. As I stretch I stare up at that word and see SCIBOREA. Year after year I see the same women, some old veterans to Golds Gym and some newly recruited and some inbetween, doing the same classes over and over again. They never change. They still look as fat as ever, as medium as ever, as untoned as ever...what possesses them to go on. I've decided it's the new disease Sciborea. So let me define Sciborea for you so you can beware!
Sciborea-
An undying love for repetitive, unchanging, resultless workouts. Cardio feasters. The feeling that the more goofy positions you can move your body into quickly the more weight you will loose. Listening to music that will deafen you one day. Making animalistic cheering noises to motivate ones self. Taking directions from a leader who really has Sciborea worse than anyone and cannot be trusted. The fear of metal, especially that it may expand your width.
Beware Sciborea, it is taking over many of our loved ones. Don't be afraid to pump iron, and change up your cardio a little bit. Get out of the Sciborea box and live, dang it, live:)
-Gym Guru
2 comments:
You are hilarious! Sciborea! It does sound like a virus or something. Good tip.
Maybe those who you are talking about aren't as chemically, enviornmentally, and naturely as blessed as you. Not all of us are born rail thin and have never had a weight problem.
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